Food in the Microwave
When your food sounds like WWII in the microwave but still comes out cold. – Illustration by Rimidesigns (2019)
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The World We Live In
We live in a world where our food has chemicals and our shampoo honey and vitamins. – Illustration by Rimidesigns (2019)
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Early Christmas
I hate it when people ask me if I’m ready for Christmas.No Jan! I’m not even ready for today!– Illustration by Rimidesigns (2019)
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My Fitness Level
I see people my age climbing mountains.I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.– Illustration by Rimidesigns (2019)
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Don’t Give Them Keys
People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them keys.– Illustration by Rimidesigns (2019)
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Shit Weather
ME: Will it be hot, cold, sunny or rainy today?WEATHER: Yes.– Illustration by Rimidesigns (2019)
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Door Handles Dilemma
I just want to know… Why do my clothes only get stuck on door handles when I’m in a bad mood? – Illustration by Rimidesigns (2019)
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I’m Flooded
The human body is roughly 60 percent water. I’m not fat. I’m flooded! – Illustration by Rimidesigns (2019)
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Welcome to Middle Age
Welcome to middle age where all the foods you’ve ever loved are now trying to kill you! – Illustration by Rimidesigns (2019)
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Sharing a Post
DID YOU KNOW? It takes more than sharing a post to save the world. – Illustration by Rimidesigns (2019)
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Keeping My Metabolism on Its Toes
Like what’s it going to be today?Complete starvation or 6000 calories?– Illustration by Rimidesigns (2019)
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The Path to Inner Peace
The path to inner peace begins with 3 little words. Not my problem. – Illustration by Rimidesigns (2019)
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